1) Rifle

Perfect for Janie, wouldn't you say?
2) Angel

Now that's how you do the Holy Inquisition.
3) Weird Machine

I don't even know what that's supposed to be, but it looks it could travel through time.
4) Fluffy

I bet Paris Hilton owns this.
5) Bigfoot

Sasquatch is a headbanger!!!
6) Multi

Saves having to buy different ones for each band member, right?
7) Double

A double headed monster.
8) Shark

Flipper ain't escaping this!
9) Another weird machine

Now that just defies explanation.
10) Football

Manchester United rules!!
11) Glitterati

ROCK N' ROLL BABY!!!
12) Scissors
Rock and paper have nothing on this!
13) Watermelon

For the health conscious who don't get enough fruit in their musical diet
14) Harp

Two in one. Now that's economical.
And finally....
15) THE BIG ONE

This is definitely the mother of all guitars.